Sep
BLAWGZ Review
I assure you these serve a tangible and beneficial purpose because it’s BY ME.
This guy has a loud laugh. Like REALLY LOUD. This is important because it affects his writing which are like chicken scratches on the internet. But anyone who can understand cockle-doodle-doo will be able to see there is an order to the chaos. Orderly chaos. That’s so not contradictory. However, his reviews at least have subtitles to them. Naisu~ (>w<)b. I give a 50/50 for the comprehensive nonsense and wide-eyed banner.
That feal87 dude has loads of pretty pictures. You might as well call it an online artbook than a real blog. Unlike the previous guy, his writings are somewhat intelligible if you aren’t bombarded by BIG-ASS BMP’S OF RANDOMNESS. Also Kyubey is there. I wouldn’t trust little girls over at his house. I give it a -500 not because of the blog but because he’s Kyubey and will crash your computer with wallpaper flooding.
These are old, blind, crippled fogeys. The ancients of the ancients. I would call this a review blog but then their last review was five months ago. They’re most well-known for their biased and misleading eroge impressions(not my words). Ya know, EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE OBJECTIVE. IT’S THE NUMBA WON INTERWEBZ RULE AROUND HERE. I give it a (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻).
This blog would actually matter if the original author wrote anything. Instead he whips his starving lackeys to do the work for him. What a lazy bum. Does this guy even write reviews? Oh wait, I see TWO. He also has the most RIDICULOUS looking scoring system I have ever seen. You know what kind of grading system I had in my high school/college years? LETTER GRADES. This would be an F but I give it a C out of pity for his slaves, and because Supreme Candy is in there.
This dude needs to reeeelaaaax~. Look at the subtitle. If I thought the way he does, I would be scared of my own blood because it’s RED and therefore EVIL. Theoretically, he appears to have the most objectivity in his reviews if it weren’t for the fact that there isn’t enough PR0N on it. Let’s be real here. It’s an ERO-GAY REVIEW blog. Why is there barely any ERO? This is the true evil. I expected more from a blogger who’s paranoid of conspiracies and would investigate the bottom of everything. I give it over 9000 EVIL points.
Now this blogger has it right. While there is almost no ERO it compensates with GAY. But here’s a person who rivals the subjective objective eroge impressions titan and wins out because there isn’t any eye-squinting color changes on the text. GOOD JORB THAR. But holy crap mang, this blog made me realize how many freaking Starry☆Sky titles there are. And I don’t even care about Starry☆Sky! NAWT ENUF WIMIN.
It’s that feller whose having a footrace to see who can pull out moar extravagant propaganda news to the biased blog. But hey, at least it’s got the BIG SALES NUMBERS and FANCY-SCHMANCY INTERVIEWS to back it up. Unlike the rest of us hikikomoris, Aaeru is actually somewhat involved in the English community and COMMUNICATES on message boards. So ya know this cool cat is up-to-date on the DORAMAZ. I give a maxed-out social link.
Cheggidowt, this is by my own altruism that these blawgz receive my notice. If you feel you have what it takes then SHOW ME YA MOVES.
Tags: Objective Analysis
September 27th, 2011 at 6:43 pm
Say NO to objectifying bishoujos! (ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻
September 27th, 2011 at 11:16 pm
／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ I am eager to know more shoujos. Come to my house! ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼
September 27th, 2011 at 11:22 pm
Eroges shouldn’t be ero imo. They need to be cute liek dem lolis.
September 27th, 2011 at 11:24 pm
m3rryweather you could at least give us a number out of 10… I feel duped.
September 28th, 2011 at 12:25 am
No where near enough lolis up there. And bondage, need some of that too. Also by show you my moves, is it something like bashing in your door and start waving nunchucks around? Or do you prefer something like the tool used in the last picture?
September 28th, 2011 at 1:17 am
So many blawgs, so little time.
*runs around while listening to Tempus Fugit*
September 28th, 2011 at 3:52 am
> Cred
Sir, you do not blawg enuf to have that
September 28th, 2011 at 12:36 pm
Hey man, I’m just trying to keep the hodohodo spirit! That and to balance out some of the pr0n ratio to speak of your BLAWG
.
Also, I hope the pictures are not indicative of anything…
September 28th, 2011 at 3:59 pm
@Micchi: Dayum straight. The subject is love yo. （´∀｀）
@feal87: I can imagine your house made of candy cane and graham crackers. D:
@AzuAzu: Time to petition for a new genre, rorige.
@Aaeru: Grades are subjective, like school subjects. Who needs that misleading information?
@Metaler: You know they’re good because I said so!
@Aedes: You receive extra points if you punch the door down.
@SnooSnoo: Three years of blogging and over thirty reviews and you’re still whining? These kids are so ungrateful nowadays…
@warum: YOOOOO I’m settling down! I’ve decided to no longer post pr0n on request because of an impudent whippersnapper! And your exclusive pic has no insinuation, no siree.
September 28th, 2011 at 11:08 pm
blog has been reported for misbehaviour http://forums.novelnews.net/showthread.php?t=36014
September 28th, 2011 at 11:31 pm
Thanks for the encouragement m3rryweather. I’ll blog harder than Captain Falcon falcon punches, if that made any sense. One day, I’ll punch the door down with my posts.
September 29th, 2011 at 7:47 pm
@Aaeru: OH NOEZ IT’S THE VISUAL NOVEL DISCIPLINE BATTALION! （ ﾟДﾟ）
@Aedes: GO AND DO THE IMPOSSIBLE AND BREAK THE UNBREAKABLE!
October 2nd, 2011 at 12:11 am
>> Cred
>Sir, you do not blawg enuf to have that
i can’t take this seriously coming from you
October 5th, 2011 at 7:05 pm
lol I guess I blog more about otome games than eroge to make it on to this list. I do have a small section of galge/eroge that I played though (mostly from Key) x3
October 6th, 2011 at 9:11 pm
WTH?!?! I came to this blawg to read a blawg post that reviews blawg that blawgs eroges? Oh the humanity!! Damn it even … HOLY SHIT MAKARELS!! WHY IS KYUUUBEY HERE!! F*** RUN!**8
Hau~ Omochikaeri~!
The Ancients… quite the fitting name.
Not enough wimin???!!! SERIOUSLY?!?! YOU LIKE WORMS?!?
October 7th, 2011 at 2:16 pm
@Zeroblade: Tell em, homie!
@Hinano: Huurrr, I pick people I’m familiar with. Time to make an otome list.
@Silver: Duuuuude, Kyuubey and his avatar called feal compelled me. Just don’t try sign anything in blood ‘kay?
The ancients have been around for ages man. They’re the Atari of the vn bloggin world.
Wait, WHAT? I said WIMIN MANG! WIIIMMIIIIN! You can tell I’m a feminist sympathizer!
October 18th, 2011 at 7:39 am
…. well sorry bro for failing grammar yo :<
November 9th, 2011 at 11:10 pm
Laziest blogger alive man. It’s my niche.
Also, I’m dropping the scoring system. Feels too strict.