I assure you these serve a tangible and beneficial purpose because it’s BY ME.
This guy has a loud laugh. Like REALLY LOUD. This is important because it affects his writing which are like chicken scratches on the internet. But anyone who can understand cockle-doodle-doo will be able to see there is an order to the chaos. Orderly chaos. That’s so not contradictory. However, his reviews at least have subtitles to them. Naisu~ (>w<)b. I give a 50/50 for the comprehensive nonsense and wide-eyed banner.
That feal87 dude has loads of pretty pictures. You might as well call it an online artbook than a real blog. Unlike the previous guy, his writings are somewhat intelligible if you aren’t bombarded by BIG-ASS BMP’S OF RANDOMNESS. Also Kyubey is there. I wouldn’t trust little girls over at his house. I give it a -500 not because of the blog but because he’s Kyubey and will crash your computer with wallpaper flooding.
These are old, blind, crippled fogeys. The ancients of the ancients. I would call this a review blog but then their last review was five months ago. They’re most well-known for their biased and misleading eroge impressions(not my words). Ya know, EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE OBJECTIVE. IT’S THE NUMBA WON INTERWEBZ RULE AROUND HERE. I give it a (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻).
This blog would actually matter if the original author wrote anything. Instead he whips his starving lackeys to do the work for him. What a lazy bum. Does this guy even write reviews? Oh wait, I see TWO. He also has the most RIDICULOUS looking scoring system I have ever seen. You know what kind of grading system I had in my high school/college years? LETTER GRADES. This would be an F but I give it a C out of pity for his slaves, and because Supreme Candy is in there.
This dude needs to reeeelaaaax~. Look at the subtitle. If I thought the way he does, I would be scared of my own blood because it’s RED and therefore EVIL. Theoretically, he appears to have the most objectivity in his reviews if it weren’t for the fact that there isn’t enough PR0N on it. Let’s be real here. It’s an ERO-GAY REVIEW blog. Why is there barely any ERO? This is the true evil. I expected more from a blogger who’s paranoid of conspiracies and would investigate the bottom of everything. I give it over 9000 EVIL points.
Now this blogger has it right. While there is almost no ERO it compensates with GAY. But here’s a person who rivals the
subjective objective eroge impressions titan and wins out because there isn’t any eye-squinting color changes on the text. GOOD JORB THAR. But holy crap mang, this blog made me realize how many freaking Starry☆Sky titles there are. And I don’t even care about Starry☆Sky! NAWT ENUF WIMIN.
It’s that feller whose having a footrace to see who can pull out moar extravagant
propaganda news to the biased blog. But hey, at least it’s got the BIG SALES NUMBERS and FANCY-SCHMANCY INTERVIEWS to back it up. Unlike the rest of us hikikomoris, Aaeru is actually somewhat involved in the English community and COMMUNICATES on message boards. So ya know this cool cat is up-to-date on the DORAMAZ. I give a maxed-out social link.
Cheggidowt, this is by my own altruism that these blawgz receive my notice. If you feel you have what it takes then SHOW ME YA MOVES.
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