Nov
The Glorious Spawning of Eroge Blogs
This is a blatantly filler post as I work on my Nursery Rhyme ramble review. Just be thankful that I feel I should be posting something after almost a week of playing Moshiraba non-updates.
Because I can’t think of anything else, I decided to show some other eroge blogs and my own unconstructive thoughts about them. The idea came about when I’ve been messing around in Zakarum’s blog and saw his enlightening tags of the other blogs hovering around. So here are my own thought-provoking insights.
Eroge Review by Ayyo and Nargrakhan: These two old geezers are like the grandfathers of eroge blogging. Okay, I’m sure there are others older than these guys, but they are the ones who made the biggest impression on me. I think Narg lurks over at Peach Princess while Ayyo can be seen around Hongfire. Anyway, they haven’t updated in months but they give out detailed eroge reviews or at least Nargrakhan does. I’m not sure what Ayyo’s job is other than ramble about random stuff. They have also introduced me to my waifu, Airi, and that bears great importance.
Mou Yamete by Hemisphere a.k.a. Emperor of Ero: As Zak said, he is the master of rambling. If there is one thing you can count on for any future entry, there will be loads of sentences in bold and in ALL CAPS. Nine times out of ten there will be NSFW images peppered all over with captions such as, “OMG GIRL WITH POINTY OBJECT = MUST NAIL” or “OH MY WAIFU Insert bishoujo with dangerous weapon here“. Other than belting his lungs out like a deranged lunatic, he DOES say something intelligent now and then under the “Ero” category (yeah, great name by the way). But it seems he writes them less now which leads me to believe his brain must’ve degenerated from all the heart attacks he suffered over the years.
Hodo-Hodo ni, ne.. by Kresnik: Apparently, Kresnik states that he won’t put up anything disgusting or vulgar on his eroge blog, something I have failed to do. His blog has been born out of nowhere last month like a slimy maggot ninja spewing out of a sewer tube and his eroge entries are rather sparse like Hemi’s sperm count after fapping through Daibanchou for the gazillionth time. However, you can be assured that each eroge entry covers everything there is to know about the title since he plays through the entire game before writing a review which is also something I fail to do. Zak claims that his blog is the “sane” one and I have to grudgingly agree but I can be sane too! He just hasn’t found it yet in my highly articulate, perverted mind.
Zakarius-No-Sekai (The world of Zak? Does this title make any sense?) by Zakarum: One of the oldest lurkers alive with a spanking-new blog. God, just imagining it in all its glittering glory makes me want to panfry puppies for my breakfast. I am totally not jealous, not at all. I’m guessing it covers primarily eroges but he’s got these fancy-schmancy, drop-down pages that may cover other things such as anime and figurines, making it more versed in material than the usual crap you see on my blog. But this guy sure is a nice bloke for taking the time to post a “Help” page for those morons who can’t figure out how to switch language bar settings. That is more than I will ever do being the lazy slacker that I am.
Verbal Rubbish by yours truly, M3rryweather – Really, what can I say about my own blog? It has been around for several months and it rants, rambles, raves, and I guess produces reviews sometimes. The most interesting part I think is what other people say about this blog like Zak’s comment, “with a distinctly critical style”. I squinted my tiny eyeballs at this rather ambiguous statement. Distinctly critical you say? Looking back at my previous reviews, I’d say I’ve been mostly praising them except for a few quirks here and there. My other posts however, can be labeled as such. For all the idiots not knowing what “critical” means, here is the definition from dictionary.com.
CRIT-I-CAL [krit-i-kuh
l]
-adjective
1. inclined to find fault or to judge with severity, often too readily.
I consider Zak’s comment a compliment because that means people can’t ignore me whenever my big mouth opens. So if you want to be hammered by my nonstop yammerings about the incompetence of your existence, feel free to make yourself known. But I can be a nice guy too, just not as much as being a jerk.
So there you go with my totally noncritical and uplifting remarks reviews of other eroge blogs including my own. Perhaps you will find one that fits your style just like finding a waifu with the perfect joybox to fit your meatstick. If I had to classify each of our blogs to a bishoujo trope, they would be:
Eroge Review - The wrinkly grandmas. The sophisticated and seductive twin oneesans with a taste for sadism, or even vore. Maybe they’re vampires.
Mou Yamete - Your crazy osananjimi who wields a sword larger than the empire state building and loves to shout your ear off nonstop.
Hodo-Hodo ni, ne.. – The deredere DFC loli who is prone to make your heart ache with grief because of her bitterly tragic past.
Zakarius-no-Sekai - A busty ojousama who is more than happy to improve your loser life and also improve your skills in bed.
Verbal Rubbish - A trash-talking tsundere who spouts out nothing but insults about your low intellect and your even lower impotence.
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November 25th, 2008 at 3:16 am
the first image is…..disturbing
i missed the twins oneesans ;_; (yesss…vampiress…)
November 25th, 2008 at 4:07 am
FFFFFFFFF YES NEW WRITEUP FOR MY BLOG GET!
Also:
How rude! Aside from the heart attacks, I was planning on continuing the Ero category, but I didn’t bother anymore. I’m planning to replace it with something else; expect me to bother you, Kresnik and Zak about something sometime soon!
November 25th, 2008 at 4:49 am
Haha don’t worry m3rry, I find your rants entertaining, not insulting
although someone in their early 20s was considered old in the Dark Ages maybe when you lived to 40 and caught the plague >_> but yeah I’d say I fit the ojousama bill pretty well, my old highschool has an EQUESTRIAN team now for fuck’s sakes. Let’s see what happens now with the economy in the shitter. Maybe they will EAT the horses!
You can look at my blog name however you want. I just skewed Zakarum with some pseudo-Latin into Zakarius. You could break it into Zak Arius, woah that’s distinctly Latin too. Yeah I took Latin classes, can I be in the cool kids club? So look at it however you want >_> THIS ALL CAME ABOUT BECAUSE I PLAYED DIABLO 2 BACK IN THE DAY. FFS I’M HALF JAPANESE.
Yeah my blog is mostly eroge based, but I do have other interests. I aim for my blog to be the more professional type. You can probably tell already I use big words and analyze shit. Don’t worry though, there will be pr0ns and rants in the future! Particularly when I have time and can start reviewing routes. My site looks so pretty because I spend all my time fucking with code until pretty recent. I tweaked a lot of files in wordpress and the theme.
November 25th, 2008 at 4:51 am
Oh yeah and I said your blog is distinctly critical because of the Seinarukana: Gay as Kingdom Hearts post.
and ranting is critical, with distinction! WHATEVER, IT SOUNDS COOL, AND IT SOUNDS LIKE A PRAISE ANYWAY.
November 25th, 2008 at 5:48 am
>>Hodo-Hodo ni, ne.. – The deredere DFC loli who is prone to make your heart ache with grief because of her bitterly tragic past.
Fortunately, loli is still acceptable in my dictionary, while pedo is strictly off-limits.
It seems that I’m the only anti-type from you three guys. lol
November 25th, 2008 at 11:50 am
@randompasserby: The opening image is GODLY. It reflects the awesome glory of our blogs! Burn it into your mind and savor it in amazement and awe!
Yeah those two must be even lazier slackers than me and that’s saying something.
@Hemisphere: I will be waiting with great expectation to your huge praise and awesomeness of my blog.
@Zakarum: If your school still exists and if I lived near it, I would peg all of them Equestrian bastards with eggs as they ride pass me.
You can do CSS, latin, and can slay the king of all devils. Is there anything you CAN’T do? I swear all the female otakus would come rushing up to you and beg to lick your feet.
@Kresnik: I’ll be wearing a pedobear santa suit for your Christmas party.
November 25th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
…Your kind is growing, not taking in to account of all the Japanese eroge blogs.
If this keeps up I’ll have to launch counter measures
November 25th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
[...] Why the hell am I doing this? Just felt like starting a blog up… it had nothing to do with this. [...]
November 25th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
ARMED INTERVENTION FOR THE SAKE OF ALL BISHOUJOS!
November 25th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
If I were a battle character in Seinarukana I would be an “All-Rounder”
November 25th, 2008 at 5:39 pm
My, it’s spreading like a plague. I’m not really expecting our dirty community to be very big, because there might be some uninvited concussions. Let us be a small exclusive community that controls the distribution of the bishoujos to ourselves. That way, less people will be fighting over our limited delicious fap material.
Ugh, I’m starting to write like Hemi.
November 25th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
@Hemisphere: DO YOU FEEL THE WINDS OF CHANGE!? A GREAT ARMY IS ASSEMBLING AND THERE IS NO STOPPING IT!
@Zakarum: I’d be the “Defender” part of a team if my sexy bishoujo harem is in it too. I can’t bear to have my lovely ladies receive the injuries can I? I’m also very thickheaded so that helps my chances of survival.
@Kresnik: LOL “dirty community” indeed! There will always be battles among the ranks over management of soldiers but it’s all part of the job
and fun!November 26th, 2008 at 5:19 am
wut @_@ im just one dirty informant then?… bah <__> has been and will always be @_@ yep my profile in HF seems to be filled with eroge site links XD
November 26th, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Good to see a nice layout of the community. Also, I like your rants too merry weather.
I agree with random passerby. CAUSE THE ZOUKEN WORMS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DISTURBING!! Also the designers of REALTA NUA REALIZED SUCH AND CHANGED THEIR DESIGN TO SOMETHING MORE ARMORED.
In other news. I made my first 100% eroge related post on my blog. Talking about Eushully’s new game. It’s not really anything. Though it’s funny because I actually haven’t played much.
November 28th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
You know, my site is actually SFW and sane along with the majority of my posts. Any NSFW posts are clearly marked so >_> so avoid NSFW at work unless your boss happens to LIKE EROGE TOO!
November 29th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
pretty much im the last guy who likes eroge but still havent made a blog @_@ BWAHAHAHA UWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
November 29th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
Zakarum: Sorry I didn’t catch that. Cause it wasn’t posted on MY BLOG. Kihihihihihihihihi….sorry I just wanted to act like Beatrice for a bit.
Algester: Well if you say that I have a site that I update like once every month on no consistent schedule, then yeah I have a blog.
December 1st, 2008 at 2:48 pm
@Algester: Hey information is a valuable thing. You can gain boatloads of money from it such as blackmail! Kind of like being in the yakuza!
@Avisch: Armored dicks? That must be uncomfortable for the *ahem* victims in training.
@Zakarum: I can agree with the SFW posts, but not about your sanity.