4
Sep

Tenshin Ranman LUCKY or UNLUCKY!? (Mini) Review

Bet you've seen this screenshot a billion times.

Writing multiple review posts at once is soooo much fun….this one just happen to finish first.

Thanks to some outstanding marketing with Lump of Sugar, Tenshin Ranman was received with great fanfare and Sana fangasming and rightfully so. Even so, the reactions were mixed. It wasn’t the OMG jizz-my-pants awesome sauce but it was a solid, entertaining title. I pretty much agree with the rest and I liked it for what it has to offer. What do you honestly expect with a synopsis like this anyway? A Stephen King novel? Well, let’s get on with this review.

Thanks to some other suckers helpful bloggers, I don’t have to write a summary! YES! Moving on.

BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL, I HAVE THE POWER!

Chitose Haruki is a pretty cool guy. He has adapted a laid-back attitude since bad fortune slaps him in the face everyday. But he can show some manly strength and determination when the need arises. He’s gar, with SEED powers.

Apparently they don't teach math in god school.

Unohana no Sakuya Hime (CV: Itou Shizuka) is the goddess who is trying to fix up Haruki’s luck-ridden life. She can be haughty, selfish and likes to mess around with Haruki but is also well-meaning and holds wise insight to his problems. Hime makes quite a number of jokes which breaks the fourth wall and that’s cool.

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LOLILICIOUS!

Rindou Ruri (CV: Naruse Mia) is the loli tsundere but she’s also a fox spirit and they’re totally in like Mashiro. She is initially distrusting toward Haruki and bites his arm very often but she eventually warms up to him…sorta. She still bites him now and then. But Ruri is cute so I forgive her and if Haruki isn’t I”ll KILL HIM!

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*Thumbs up!* xP

Chitose Sana (CV: Oto Agumi) is Haruki’s OSM imouto and of course they’re not blood-related. Prone to go delirious and have exaggerated fantasies to the point of volunteering to do ecchi things for her beloved nii-san, she is a brocon true and through. Sana is sugary sweet and cooks a mean bowl of miso soup.

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I like girls in bed.

Yamabuki Aoi (CV: Samoto Fuuri) is Haruki’s osananjimi. She is popular and athletic though once in a while she can become sickly. Amazingly enough, she is not crazily in love with Haruki. like Sana In fact, she doesn’t appear to be interested in pursuing a romantic relationship at all which is a nice change from the usual childhood friends.

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Subheroines:

mahiro cooking curry

Tokiwa Mahiro (CV: Okajima Tae) is AN ANGEL IN A DEVIL’S BODY! SHE BETTER BRACE HERSELF ALONG WITH THOSE FABULOUSLY SMOKING HOT CURVES ‘CAUSE BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL I’LL MASTER HER UNIVERSE! IIIIII HHHAAAVVVVEEE TTHHEEE HHHHNNNNGGGGHHHH!!!!

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Man, the more pictures I post, the hunger I become. *looks at previous screenshots* FFFFFFFFFF

Karasuba Yukari (CV: Taguchi Hiroko) is an insanely sadistic teacher and her route means pain. If you like pain, then you will like Yukari’s route. Her route involves thugs beating up Haruki and Yukari uses a different method of applying pain. Masochists rejoice.

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Graphics are good. If you can’t tell you need your eyes checked. Music is not amazing but it isn’t bad. The ero-scenes are plentiful and hot so there’s no need for worry there. YEAHYUH, ero on WIDESCREEN BABY! The voices loop so readers don’t have to hear erratic slurping/moaning sounds if they have an unsteady trigger finger. But for those who are just too quick or peak too fast for the action, it can be turned off.

There appears to be a wide consensus that all the routes have pacing issues and I have to agree with them. I don’t know if it’s the writing style or what, but there just doesn’t seem to be much stuff happening between the first and second climaxes of the stories. If you can make it through than it will be worth your while.

Finally, I would start rambling on and on about Sana’s superiority over Hime but this is a mini review and already past one thousand words. I’ll just end this with the sole reason that Sana at least played an active role in her story rather than passively ignoring the whole situation. Hell, even Aoi tries to do something about Haruki’s and her own predicament.

Well that’s it for me. It’s the romantic comedy with dramatic climaxes and if that’s your thing than this is the title for you. If not, than stay away with a ten-foot pole. I grabbed this because I wanted some Mahiro action, but Sana was an awesome bonus.

And my magical sword is held aloft!

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12 Responses to “Tenshin Ranman LUCKY or UNLUCKY!? (Mini) Review”

  1. Micchi Says:

    SANA IS THE APPETIZER, MAIN DISH AND DESSERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Accany Says:

    God, the Imouto brothers has gathered again >_>;

  3. m3rryweather Says:

    @Micchi: ITADAKIMAAAASSSUUUU!!!

    @Accany: YOYO! Micchi and M3rry put the M in iMouto dawg! We bros be BALLIN in E-MOW-TOWS!

  4. Sterling01 Says:

    What are you talking about? Sexual thoughts about pure, innocent Sana are horrible.

    I would never suggest removing Sana’s clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples. Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.

    The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You’re all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.

    I am disgusted at how you’d get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.

    It is truly nasty how you’d run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she murmurs breathlessly, “You came so much inside of me, Nii-san”, then her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again.

    You’re all freaks. Sana’s too pure for anyone to imagine her in such a terrible situation, and anyone who does is evil, evil, evil.

  5. m3rryweather Says:

    Lol, I see you read Shin’s stuff too. =D

  6. Zeroblade Says:

    Sana, y u so moe ;_;

  7. m3rryweather Says:

    IT’S UNSTOPPABLE! THE SANA MOE JUST WON’T STOP CUMMING! HHHHNNNNGGGGGHHHH!!!!

  8. Algester Says:

    bleh @_@ must not think about tenshin ranman even though i finished it hahaha <_< but meh…. for imoutos minato and haruka are still the imoutos for me one being minato was the sole reason my mind has change over the thought of incest and haruka… well lets just say her way of life as a tsundere hikki and my life as a tsundere hikki are quite compatible?

  9. Wrathkal Says:

    One look through this review and I can see why you are all going crazy over Sana…

    To quote Shuffle: Loli-pedo-fins.
    d(^.^)b

  10. Micchi Says:

    @m3rry: Gochisousama deshita! BROS 4EVA!

    @Sterling: Haha, that’s one of the copypastas I wouldn’t mind reading over and over.

  11. m3rryweather Says:

    @Algester: If the Haruka you’re thinking of is the same in my mind, than that makes two blood-related siblings. WOOHOO! xP

    @Wrathkal: NOTHING WRONG WITH IT!

    @Micchi: Dayum, I read it over again when you wrote that my fellow bro.

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